The Gospel

They call it good news in hell.
There is no way to stop the future. It seems right around the corner. The only thing we can do is hold on and make peace with ourselves and those around us.

The best thing to do is find a god and go into the woods at night and talk to him. He will answer if you wait long enough. They key is listening.

Some gods you might wanna invite over are:

• Jesus
• Buddha
• Benjamin Franklin
• Muhammad
• Zoroastar
  
• Socrates
• Confucius
• George Fox
• Moses
• Isaiah
• John the Baptist
• Saint Paul
• Martin Luther
• Gandhi

The funny thing that I always laugh at while talking to god is how he is so many people and in so many places at the same time. How he has time to hangout with me while he has so much other stuff to do. I think he comes over for the beer.

The point I am trying to drive home is the idea that god is the same person no matter the religion. No matter what you call him or how he looks he is the same person inside. No matter how many beers he has he still wants you to not lie cheat or steal, and honor thy parents, not bear false witness, and all that other stuff.

He just wants you to be happy and a good person. He also likes cold fresh beer and turkey sandwiches. So have those ready when you invite him over.

I'm not religious, but... I guess I am, but I don't have a religion. I kind of scrapbook religions and take the most useful and best parts and make my own. Like I don't think resting on Sunday is important because I have to work on the other days so resting is not a big priority. God would rather have me clean my room or finish projects that get in the way. At least he helps, God can crochet like nobodies business.