altered beast

Halloween Horror Nights? hated it... This could possibly have been the worst weekend ever. The fact I drop $80 on tickets to something that sucked starts off the equation, follow that up with one drunken A-hole, a traffic jam that spread from here to eternity, then multiply by Orlando and you have a recipe for a cocktail we call a real shitfest.

Orlando, from what I can tell, is the mecca of overpriced theme parks and outlet malls. No wonder my parents would never take me there. I wouldn't miss a thing if a thermonuclear bomb went off and wiped it clean. I can't think of a single signifigant loss. I thought the blessing of fall would make it tolerable, but I was wrong. Orlando is just vile. It represents everything I hate. I may drive through it to escape from south florida, but I'll never stop there again.

Universal Studios is amazingly shitty. I vote it 3 thumbs down. I've never been the theme park kind of person anyway, why did I think this would be any different? I should have learned from my grandfather when I was young. I'll sit in the car next time.