Three-year-old Harry Branch-Shaw really, really had to pee. So he did what most kids his age would do — he found a tree and let go.
Then a city parks officer did what most cops wouldn't: He gave the tyke a $50 summons.
Actually, Harry isn't old enough to get a summons, so the cop gave it to his nanny instead.
"The whole thing seems so absurd," said mom Gigi Branch-Shaw. "I would've thought the city would have better things to worry about."

"Isn't this somewhat messing with the natural way the world works? Don't trees like urine? I mean it's full of Nitrogen and other nutrients for hungry trees."