waking up is so hard to do

I think the hardest part of my day is getting out of bed. Once I'm up I'm good to go, but the act of rolling out of bed sucks. The older I get the harder it gets. My necks snaps and pops, my head spins, my eyes are crusty and blurry. I really hate waking up.

We just bought these supposed awesome pillows and a mattress pad with waves and bumps in it. It makes the otherwise old and busted mattress like new. Supposedly.. I don't see the big deal. Sure the mattress is super comfortable and the pillow is super cushy, but I'm one of those people that can sleep anywhere. I slept for a whole six months on an air mattress. Thats when I lived alone. Living alone is not all its cracked up to be, it's a good experience that everyone should have at least once.

So here I sit, on the couch, I just woke up...